"Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain"
I drank so much cola for this. Damn you Supernatural.
Why is Sam empty
souless sam?
(via robert-downey-jesus)
angelina jolie’s daughter
and gwen stefani’s son
both so cute
Parenting done right
ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?
I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life.
but no seriously those stains are a bitch to get out
(via robert-downey-jesus)
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
(via orgasmic-humor)
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
(via green-satan)
instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals
(via laughcentre)
